How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak

Since I did go see Resident Evil IV, I figured the movie deserves an article. I'd say zombie flicks are pretty fun to watch, even though the plot is pretty predictable and we all know what happens in the end (if you don't you haven't seen enough zombie flicks, and by enough I mean at least 2). So really, how would you make it to the end of the movie, alive and uninfected? Here's my take...

1. Do not let those undeads bite you. If you're got bit, find the antidote, like, now. 
2. Contrary to rule #1, if your body can adapt to the weird-zombie-creating-virus, it actually helps to be infected, as you will have superpower of some sorts. 
3. But that's if you're seriously lucky, as in the main protagonist of the movie lucky, so rule #1 still holds in most cases. 
4. When you see people huddled in the dark corner, that said people are most likely undeads, so stay clear. 
5. Same can be said for animals.
6. Undeads really like the sneak attack method, so watch your back or invest in a sidekick who is decently smart. 
7. Do not trust that person who carries a flashing neon sign of "I'm so desperate to survive."
8. It helps if you can fly an airplane/helicopter, or know someone who does. 
9. The main bad guy of the day won't kick the bucket that easy - utilize every resource available. 
10. Collect coins like Mario does. 

It was this topic, designer bags, or baseball. Figured this topic was far too fun to write to let it slide. For the next article, I'm going for either one that I didn't write about...stay tuned :)

xx-N